Experience hassle-free hosting powered by the most unlikely of heroes: opossums. At opossum.rodeo, our servers might be unconventional, but they're surprisingly reliable (most of the time). Forget downtime, and wave goodbye to dead servers – we're here to keep things running in our own chaotic, yet dependable, way. Join the opossum revolution – where hosting meets the unexpected.
Opossum Rodeo comes duct-taped and ready. We’ve taken the finest scraps of tech, mashed them together, and added some flair – because why not? It’s the innovation no one asked for, but everyone deserves.
Whether it’s Vue, React, plain HTML, or something only you understand, we’re not here to judge. Just bring whatever you've got.
We can’t promise perfection, or even consistency. Your site will be up… sometimes. But when it is, wow, what a ride!
Need some extra performance? Our servers spring into action only when absolutely necessary. It’s efficient, and a bit lazy.
Supports the tech stack of your dreams (or nightmares). From modern CSS to random npm packages, if it’s out there, we’ll try to make it work.
Support? Not really. But every once in a while, a wild marten might show up to mess with your servers. It adds excitement, and who doesn't love a little chaos?
Looking for performance optimizations? Sorry, we specialize in making things work just enough. Expect occasional downgrades, but think of them as 'vintage' performance.
Whether it’s static, dynamic, or held together by duct tape, our servers are powered by pure, unpredictable chaos. It won’t be smooth, but it’ll be... memorable.
